No Ordinary Cheese Board. No Ordinary Celebration.
Artisan grazing tables and gourmet charcuterie handcrafted in Dorset. For weddings and events that demand a little more bite.
Welcome to The Cheese Cartel
We’re not in the business of beige buffets. We deal in something a little more indulgent. Think lavishly styled tables, locally sourced produce, and cheese worth committing to.
Whether it’s an intimate elopement, a countryside wedding or a bold brand launch, we craft edible centrepieces that steal the show (and often, the guest list).
Gourmet Charcuterie. Styled with Intent. Served with Quiet Confidence.
Our offering is simple but never ordinary.
- Grazing Tables
- Large-scale edible displays, perfect for weddings, parties, and styled shoots.
- Individual Platters
- Beautifully boxed and ideal for gifting, team events or intimate gatherings.
- On-Site Styling
- For when you want the full spread. Designed, delivered, and perfectly arranged.
- Custom Packages
- Curated around your event, your flavours, and your vision.
Everything we serve is sourced from local Dorset producers—hand-picked by us, obsessively tested (tough job), and served in generous style.
Choose Your Level of Indulgence
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A tiered breakdown with a clean, visual layout that includes:
- Name of Tier 1
- Short description – what’s included
- Name of Tier 2
- Short description – what’s included
- Name of Tier 3
- Short description – what’s included
“The board looked like art and tasted even better. Guests talked about it more than the cake.”
— Happy Bride, Dorset
Ready to Join the Cartel?
Whether you’re planning a wedding, private party or luxury brand event, we’d love to help make it unforgettable.
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